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Genres: Humor
Other Results: 4 Podfics, 14 Series

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"Lilac" & other ficlets by Himring

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

An attempt at interior decoration leads to something else.

Now added: "Did the Earth Move...?" (another ficlet set in Valinor)


Characters: Fingon, Maedhros
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Slash/Femslash
Warnings: Sexual Content--Mild
Series: Doom, Gloom and Maedhros
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 277     Read Count: 1980
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Published: January 30, 2011     Updated: December 20, 2014


50 Prompts: AU Silmarillion by Urloth

Rated: Adult | [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

50 Prompts resulting in 50 AU Silmarillion based or related drabbles or ficlets.


Characters: Beren, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Dior, Draugluin, Elu Thingol, Elwing, Eärendil, Eöl, Fëanor, Finarfin, Findis, Fingolfin, Fingon, Finrod Felagund, Finwë, Glorfindel, Haleth, Indis, Legolas Greenleaf, Lúthien Tinúviel, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor, Maiar, Manwë, Melkor, Míriel Serindë, Noldor, Original Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Tar-Míriel, Tata, Tatië
Challenges: None
Genres: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Erotica, General, Het, Horror, Humor, Romance, Slash/Femslash
Warnings: ***Incest, Character Death, Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Sexual Content--Mild, Violence--Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 29138     Read Count: 23729
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Published: February 02, 2013     Updated: June 21, 2016


A "natural" disaster by Yirth-kaio

Rated: General | [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

"Natural disaster" is such a broad term... ;)


Characters: Manwë
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 220     Read Count: 767
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Published: June 15, 2010     Updated: June 15, 2010


A Convergence by Tehta

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

A few weeks after the events of Flawed and Fair, Ecthelion writes a letter. Or, at least, attempts to.

 

I expect this story will appeal only to rare fans of my interpretation of this couple. Oh well. Sorry, rest of the world.


Characters: Ecthelion, Glorfindel
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor, Slash/Femslash
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1900     Read Count: 327
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Published: October 01, 2013     Updated: October 01, 2013


A Fair Trial by Gadira

Rated: General | [Reviews - 3]
Summary: At the end of the First Age, Sauron refused to submit to the judgement of the Valar. But, whose fault was it? And was he really alone in his decision? Maiarin humour.
Characters: Eönwë, Melian, Saruman, Sauron
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2822     Read Count: 1266
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Published: June 06, 2007     Updated: June 06, 2007


A Fragile Chalice by pandemonium_213

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

In spite of weariness and stress, Tyelperinquar (a.k.a. Celebrimbor) hosts a gathering in his home:  a supper followed by what we might call a salon for the elite of Ost-in-Edhil. Musicians, rival poets, and lively conversation among the guests, which includes Erestor, the visiting emissary from Gil-galad's realm, provide the evening's entertainment.  An elven poetry slam causes Tyelpo to become immersed in deep memories  -- some poignant, some painful, and one dark and strange yet vaguely familiar.

MEFA 2011 Winner:  First Place, Elves, General


Characters: Celebrimbor, Erestor, Original Character(s)
Challenges: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Humor
Warnings: Mature Themes, Sexual Content--Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 10310     Read Count: 1551
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Published: November 11, 2010     Updated: November 11, 2010


A Great Friendship in Every Need by Urloth

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

They were all children once, and played as children do. Cousins played games with cousins without the undercurrents of discontent between their fathers ruining the golden days spent in their grandfather's garden. There were secrets, though, even then but they did not care about them.

 

Of course those days are as dead as that much beloved grandfather and Finrod barely thinks of the time he was little Finda in a child's frock, clinging to Tyelkormo's skirt with Carnistir's hand stuck to his, as they braved the "wilderness" of Míriel's garden.

 

It seems though that there are some final lessons to be learnt, some final games to be played and a secret or two to discover that should have been left alone. 

 

In Nargothrond Finrod Felagund is both the unwitting architect and witness to the final, dying gasp of Fëanorian innocence.


Characters: Celegorm, Curufin, Finrod Felagund, Huan, Original Character(s)
Challenges: None
Genres: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Erotica, Het, Humor, Slash/Femslash
Warnings: ***Incest, ***Torture, Character Death, Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Sexual Content--Graphic, Violence--Graphic
Series: Sleeping Amber through Darkened Doorways
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 10041     Read Count: 1861
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Published: April 30, 2012     Updated: May 07, 2012


A King by Any Other Name by Tehta

Rated: General | [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Ulmo be thanked, the Noldorin refugees have finally found a leader. He has the most ridiculous name, though: Ereinion. "The Scion of Kings". And where did he come from, anyway?

Cirdan attempts to find out.


Characters: Círdan, Finduilas, Gil-galad
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1481     Read Count: 401
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Published: November 04, 2013     Updated: November 04, 2013


A Kiss Is Never Just a Kiss by oshun

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

This is pure and simple crack!fic written for Chaotic Binky’s Valinor Slash Awards. It received the award for Best Kiss. Seriously, every participant receives an award--best award program ever! (I know I belong in kindergarten. I cry when I lose.) Thanks to Binky for the opportunity to have fun and for her brilliant setting for this silly story.

Oops! Just realized that I disgracefully forgot to credit my beta; IgnobleBard went through this one for me (it was a while ago, months I think! that is my excuse anyway for being so late with this thank you).


Characters: Círdan, Fingon, Finwë, Legolas Greenleaf, Maedhros
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor, Slash/Femslash
Warnings: Sexual Content--Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1445     Read Count: 808
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Published: April 23, 2013     Updated: April 23, 2013


A madness most discreet by Agelast

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

In fair Tirion upon Túna, where we lay our scene, young Fingon must learn that if you want something, you must first ask for it. But asking, alas, isn't getting. 


Characters: Angrod, Fingon, Maedhros
Challenges: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance, Slash/Femslash
Warnings: Sexual Content--Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5224     Read Count: 3330
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Published: September 10, 2011     Updated: September 10, 2011


A Mary Sue Among Us by whitewave

Rated: Adult | [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Mary Susan Smith is a paranoid amnesiac whose boring life changes when she meets seven “post-rehab” elves who annoy the life out of her by simply existing. Namo also makes her an offer she cannot possibly refuse--but to get it she has to endure the constant company of seven cursed, irreparably deranged, homicidal elf lords (same as above).

Featuring Legolas, the ultimate dream elf of every Mary Sue and cameos of Haldir, Fëanor, Nerdanel, Melkor, Sauron, the Valar, Finwë’s family and more!


Characters: None
Challenges: None
Genres: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Erotica, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Poetry, Romance, Science Fiction, Suspense
Warnings: ***Torture, Character Death, Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Sexual Content--Graphic, Violence--Moderate
Series: My Preciousssss Mary Sues
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 12594     Read Count: 2146
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Published: April 22, 2008     Updated: June 02, 2008


A Matter of Cultural Differences by Lissas Elves

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

A Most Proper Elf gains insight in some of the vices of mortals and learns a little about himself in the process.

Warnings are for graphic language.

MEFA 2009 - First place, Genres: Humor: Elven Legends 

 


Characters: Elrond, Erestor
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Sexual Content--Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5363     Read Count: 1026
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Published: June 12, 2009     Updated: June 12, 2009


A Rose By Any Other Name by pandemonium_213

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

A sequel to Flame of the Desert.

On a hot summer afternoon, Glorfindel visits Elrond at his estate in Kortirion Province of Tol Eressëa. Elrond's longtime friend brings word from Gilfanon: invitations to a party in celebration of the blooming of one of Gilfanon's favorite roses; the Vanyarin ambassador and his retinue have been invited as special guests.  Gilfanon also sends peculiar garments that he has specifically instructed Elrond and Glorfindel to wear.  Elrond is wary.  He remembers all too well that escapade with Gilfanon in the desert of Valinor, but his inner imp of adventure inspires him, and Elrond experiences a night to remember.

Cameo appearances by Erestor and Mablung.

A bit risqué, a little bawdy, so let's rate this Teen/PG13.

Now complete!  And illustrated!  Thanks a million-fold to Robinka (see Chapter 2) and Elf of Cave (see Chapter 6).

MEFA 2011 Winner.  First Place, Humor, General

 


Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gilfanon, Glorfindel, Mablung, Original Character(s)
Challenges: B2MeM 2011
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Sexual Content--Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 21895     Read Count: 9854
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Published: May 05, 2011     Updated: June 02, 2011


A Song for My Beloved by Cheeky

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Erestor has a crush, Maglor has a harp and Fingon's singing is really, really bad. Just who is the song for? That's what we all want to know. The beginning of Maglor and Erestor's story.


Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Maglor
Challenges: 10th Birthday Celebration Contest--CLOSED
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Content--Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4341     Read Count: 333
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Published: July 25, 2015     Updated: July 25, 2015


A Story of a Hound by Huinare

Rated: General | [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

Concerning the origins and history of Huan.  Humorously-narrated, but with a kernel of Serious Business in there somewhere.  A B2MEM 2012 project.

Full disclosure - this thing is at the rock bottom of my list of priorities (one year later), so I fancy it might not ever be finished.  Ah well.


Characters: Celegorm, Huan, Oromë, Tilion
Challenges: B2MeM 2012
Genres: Experimental, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 4320     Read Count: 4363
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Published: March 03, 2012     Updated: March 14, 2012


A Strand of Hair by talktob3cks

Rated: General | [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Gimli feels homesick after leaving Middle Earth with Legolas. He misses simple things like speaking Dwarvish and discussing cave delving. An expedition with Galadriel and Legolas might bring him the solace he seeks. 


Characters: Finrod Felagund, Galadriel
Challenges: B2MeM 2012
Genres: Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1054     Read Count: 733
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Published: April 02, 2012     Updated: April 02, 2012


A Theoretical Impossibility by Zdenka

Rated: General | [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

The learned scholar Rúmil of Tirion meets a Hobbit and shares his opinion about Dwarves.


Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf, Rúmil (Valinor)
Challenges: B2MeM 2011, B2MeM 2016
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 543     Read Count: 103
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Published: June 19, 2016     Updated: June 19, 2016


A Thief in Valinor? by Iavalir

Rated: General | [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Is there a theif in Valinor?

Written for Tolkien Weekly drabble challenge.


Characters: Amras, Amrod, Maedhros
Challenges: None
Genres: Fixed-length Ficlet, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 99     Read Count: 531
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Published: February 13, 2012     Updated: February 13, 2012


A Vault of Topless Trees by oshun

Rated: General | [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Prompt for B2MeM Day 5, Menegroth: Write a story that will illustrate the consequences of isolation. Galadriel stays in Doriath, while Finrod leaves without her. Thank you so much to the writers of the Lizard Council for suggestions and corrections.


Characters: Angrod, Celeborn, Finrod Felagund, Galadriel
Challenges: B2MeM 2011
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Maitimo and Findekáno, Stories of the Sindar
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1132     Read Count: 1059
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Published: March 19, 2011     Updated: March 19, 2011


A Vision of Hope by Olorime

Rated: Adult | [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Set during Elros and Elrond's youth as foster sons of Maglor and Maedhros.  Elrond and Elros react to the knowledge of the past deeds of their foster parents and the foresight of their future.

 


Characters: Elrond, Elros, Original Character(s)
Challenges: None
Genres: Adventure, Humor, Romance, Slash/Femslash
Warnings: ***Incest, Sexual Content--Moderate
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5979     Read Count: 671
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Published: February 15, 2012     Updated: February 15, 2012


Accidentals by Agelast

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Maglor overhears something that he (perhaps) should not have.

(Written for the prompt - Fingon/Maedhros/Maglor/Maglor's Harp.)


Characters: Fingon, Maedhros, Maglor
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor, Slash/Femslash
Warnings: ***Incest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1140     Read Count: 616
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Published: January 07, 2014     Updated: January 07, 2014


Acquiescence by Elleth

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

When Nelyafinwen Maitimë meets her cousin Findekániel Astaldë, they are drawn irrevocably toward each other, but will they overcome Maitimë's reservations and the strictures society imposes on them? (Not very serious Rule 63'd fluff with a mildly Austenite bend.)


Characters: Fingon, Maedhros
Challenges: B2MeM 2012
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance, Slash/Femslash
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 3455     Read Count: 410
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Published: June 21, 2013     Updated: June 21, 2013


Ai Elbereth by Tehta

Rated: Adult | [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

A Glorfindel/Ecthelion PWP, full of dodgy humour, neurosis, and blasphemy.

This fic is a relatively plotless gap-filler set between my fics "Flawed and Fair" and "Strange Fortunes," and will probably make most sense to people familiar with these characters. Although, who knows? It probably makes as much sense as any PWP.


Characters: Ecthelion, Glorfindel
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor, Slash/Femslash
Warnings: Sexual Content--Moderate
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3106     Read Count: 364
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Published: September 22, 2013     Updated: September 22, 2013


All About Names by Still Anonymous

Rated: General | [Reviews - 2]
Summary: When Melkor and Sauron next meet after their humilation at the hands [or paws] of Luthien, Beren, and Huan, they discuss how best to restore their damaged reputations. Humor. Very definitely humor.
Characters: Melkor, Sauron
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1337     Read Count: 793
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Published: July 18, 2008     Updated: July 18, 2008


An Ordinary Woman by Dawn Felagund

Rated: Teens | [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

For Jenni, a more realistic interpretation of Luthien's story, how she came to enter her people's legends, how she met Beren, and how Finrod got himself into deep trouble. MEFA 2008 nominee.


Characters: Beren, Elu Thingol, Finrod Felagund, Lúthien Tinúviel
Challenges: Gift of a Story, Strong Women
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: Sexual Content--Mild
Series: To Give in Return
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3817     Read Count: 2059
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Published: January 27, 2008     Updated: January 27, 2008