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Book Blubs by oshun

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Summary:

Chapter 5 – Bird Talk - Known for his popular TV show “Shut Up and Listen,” specialist in bird behavior from early childhood Turko Fëanárion insists that his methods work with the most resistant birds and the clumsiest of humans. Get all the details in this water-resistant 100-page paperback guide.
 
These blurbs are written by a reader who is on the mailing lists of far too many publishing companies. Why not use some of the dozens of prompts of yet another annual B2MeM to design covers or ads, write ad copy, review, or draft summaries of books I would not be likely to write?


Rated: General
Characters: Celegorm, Elu Thingol, Finarfin, Fingolfin, Finw, Indis, Maglor, Mandos, Olw, Trin
Challenges: B2MeM 2017
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: Art/graphics
Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Word count: 287 Read: 892
Published: March 03, 2017 Updated: March 07, 2017

Story Notes:

Bird Talk - Known for his popular TV show “Shut Up and Listen,” specialist in bird behavior from early childhood Turko Fëanárion insists that his methods work with the most resistant birds and the clumsiest of humans. Get all the details in this water-resistant 100-page paperback guide.

1. Chapter 1 - Swan Ships by oshun [Reviews - 2] (1 words)

What happened after the destruction of the shipping industry of his home town? Would all hope be lost? Or would the upheaval usher in a new area of prosperity and innovation? Find out in the new novel Swan Ships.

2. Chapter 2 - Who Killed Nmo? by oshun [Reviews - 0] (1 words)

Who Killed Námo - The wacky and wonderful P.I. team of Ingwë, Finwë, and Elwë are faced with their most challenging case yet. Who did not want to knock off Námo?


Túrin Turambar adds another darkly atmospheric and hilarious thriller to his popular The Realm of the Valar mystery series.

 

3. Chapter 3 - The Colors of Our World by oshun [Reviews - 0] (1 words)

Powerful High King Fingolfin receives word that their unified kingdoms are once again under attack. Will saving the Noldor from the fierce onslaught of Morgoth prove more daunting even than bringing together its restive elements?

4. Chapter 4 - Noldor by oshun [Reviews - 0] (271 words)

Noldor - Tea & Books Tirion’s largest bookseller is unable to meet demand for sensational new novel. Some call it slander, some call it art, and still others claim that under the sensationalism lies a blatantly political bias.

5. Chapter 5 - Bird Talk by oshun [Reviews - 1] (13 words)

Bird Talk - Known for his popular TV show “Shut Up and Listen,” specialist in bird behavior from early childhood Turko Fëanárion insists that his methods work with the most resistant birds and the clumsiest of humans. Get all the details in this water-resistant 100-page paperback guide.