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A Mary Sue Among Us by whitewave

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Mary Susan Smith is a paranoid amnesiac whose boring life changes when she meets seven “post-rehab” elves who annoy the life out of her by simply existing. Namo also makes her an offer she cannot possibly refuse--but to get it she has to endure the constant company of seven cursed, irreparably deranged, homicidal elf lords (same as above).

Featuring Legolas, the ultimate dream elf of every Mary Sue and cameos of Haldir, Fëanor, Nerdanel, Melkor, Sauron, the Valar, Finwë’s family and more!

Rated: Adult
Characters: None
Challenges: None
Genres: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Erotica, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Poetry, Romance, Science Fiction, Suspense
Warnings: ***Torture, Character Death, Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Sexual Content--Graphic, Violence--Moderate
Series: My Preciousssss Mary Sues
Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Word count: 12594 Read: 2265
Published: April 22, 2008 Updated: June 02, 2008

Story Notes:

Disclaimer:   The Silmarillion and all the characters belong to JRR Tolkien, except Mary Susan Smith. 


1. A Paranoid, Man-Hating Amnesiac by whitewave [Comments - 2] (5181 words)



2. An Impromptu Detour by whitewave [Comments - 0] (7413 words)

Many thanks to Dawn for patiently reading through my draft. I'll do better next time.    Apologies for the delay in posting this.  I had been busy with real life. 

Italicized text stand for thoughts. I just made up the obscure Avarin dialect here.  (I just love Avarins, they give me a lot of room to "innovate".)