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Penname: whitewave [Contact]
Real name: Jenny
Member Since: March 05, 2008
Membership status: Member

Bio:

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Stories by whitewave

A Mary Sue Among Us by whitewave

Rated: Adult | [Comments - 2]
Summary:

Mary Susan Smith is a paranoid amnesiac whose boring life changes when she meets seven “post-rehab” elves who annoy the life out of her by simply existing. Namo also makes her an offer she cannot possibly refuse--but to get it she has to endure the constant company of seven cursed, irreparably deranged, homicidal elf lords (same as above).

Featuring Legolas, the ultimate dream elf of every Mary Sue and cameos of Haldir, Fëanor, Nerdanel, Melkor, Sauron, the Valar, Finwë’s family and more!


Characters: None
Challenges: None
Genres: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Erotica, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Poetry, Romance, Science Fiction, Suspense
Warnings: ***Torture, Character Death, Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Sexual Content--Graphic, Violence--Moderate
Series: My Preciousssss Mary Sues
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 12594     Read Count: 2270
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Published: April 22, 2008     Updated: June 02, 2008


Chibi of the Month by whitewave

Rated: General | [Comments - 2]
Summary:

Injecting colorful cuteness into The Silmarillion since 2008.

"Gothmog and Draugluin" appears in the SWG newsletter. View the Table of Contents for a full listing of comics.


Characters: Caranthir, Finrod Felagund, Glorfindel, Mriel Serind, Nimloth
Challenges: None
Genres: Comic Strip, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 7     Read Count: 3582
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Published: September 19, 2010     Updated: September 19, 2010


Of Fires Great and Wee by whitewave

Rated: General | [Comments - 2]
Summary: Prompt for Day 1:  Learning to Make a Fire
Characters: Fanor, Glaurung, Sauron
Challenges: Ankle Biters, B2MeM 2009
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 300     Read Count: 552
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Published: May 30, 2009     Updated: May 30, 2009


Of Whispering Trees and Falling Lamps by whitewave

Rated: General | [Comments - 2]
Summary: Prompt for Day 7: Imagine this! You are walking in the woods and sudden a tree whispers to you ... What does it say? What is your reaction?
Characters: Sauron, Valar
Challenges: B2MeM 2009
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 248     Read Count: 495
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Published: May 30, 2009     Updated: May 30, 2009


Silmarils Are Forever by whitewave

Rated: Adult | [Comments - 4]
Summary: A very light but ambitious confection written mostly for the author’s pleasure wherein JRR Tolkien’s male canon characters are cast in roles from Ian Fleming’s work. Only the crazy plot belongs to the author.
Characters: Beleg, Celebrimbor, Crdan, Enw, Fingon, Galdor (Edain), Gandalf, Haleth, Mablung, Mahtan, Melkor, Original Character(s), Sauron, Sons of Fanor, Tata, Thranduil, Ungoliant, Valar
Challenges: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crossover, Het
Warnings: ***Torture, Character Death, Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Sexual Content--Moderate, Violence--Moderate
Series: My Preciousssss Mary Sues
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 2403     Read Count: 829
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Published: January 06, 2009     Updated: January 06, 2009


The Dark Foe Wears Feanaro by whitewave

Rated: Adult | [Comments - 11]
Summary:

Timeline of major events in the trend-setting House of Fëanaro, the undisputed leader in the Eldarin fashion industry.


Characters: Elu Thingol, Fanor, Finarfin, Fingolfin, Fingon, Finrod Felagund, Finw, Huan, Indis, Ingw, Melkor, Mriel Serind, Nerdanel, Olw, Original Character(s), Sons of Fanor, Turgon, Valar
Challenges: All Good Beasts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Sexual Content--Mild
Series: My Preciousssss Mary Sues
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2116     Read Count: 2686
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Published: June 25, 2008     Updated: June 25, 2008


The Piggolant by whitewave

Rated: General | [Comments - 4]
Summary: Another unusual take on my favorite Noldor elves. 
Characters: Fanor, Finarfin, Fingolfin, Finw, Sons of Fanor
Challenges: All Good Beasts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: ***Torture, Expletive Language, Mature Themes
Series: My Preciousssss Mary Sues
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 903     Read Count: 571
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Published: July 17, 2009     Updated: July 17, 2009


The Scented Pleasure Garden by whitewave

Rated: Adult | [Comments - 39]
Summary:

A very irreverent and heretical look at the Silmarillion Elves in terms of their "horticultural" potential. Has very strong sexual innuendo and adult language.  You have been warned. *Complete!

***Some varieties were updated on Jan 1, 2009 to include my LJ friends' names in their particular muse's entry.

Chibis generated from this site:  http://www.tektek.org/dream/


Characters: Aegnor, Angrod, Aredhel, Argon, Beleg, Celeborn, Celebrimbor, Crdan, Daeron, Ecthelion, Egalmoth, Elenw, Elu Thingol, Erwen, El, Fanor, Finarfin, Fingolfin, Fingon, Finrod Felagund, Finw, Galadriel, Galdor of the Tree, Glorfindel, Idril, Indis, Ingw, Lthien Tinviel, Mablung, Maeglin, Mriel Serind, Nerdanel, Orodreth, Oropher, Rog, Rmil (Valinor), Saeros, Salgant, Sauron, Sons of Fanor, Thranduil, Valar
Challenges: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Mature Themes, Sexual Content--Moderate
Series: My Preciousssss Mary Sues
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 13086     Read Count: 11580
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Published: May 03, 2008     Updated: January 18, 2009