McShady
Truly one of the darkest days of human history.
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"I don't appreciate this."
"Melkor, be honest, what do you appreciate?"
In the worst rated Mcdonalds in the Void, Melkor, Morgoth, the First Enemy, the Great Enemy, the Black Foe of the World, the Black Hand, gazes around the dismal grey interior of the joint, anywhere but at his companion, some emo calling himself 'Sithis'. Anywhere than at his McKiddies McHappy meal, which he ordered because it promised to come included with a toy, but which, when presented to him by a snarky shadow McServer, included no toy whatsoever. Zero toys. His disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined.
