Kids These Days

Kids These Days - SWG Challenge - 15 August through 15 September 2025

If there is a unifier among generations, it is complaining about the kids and teens in the generations coming up behind them. There was likely an ancient Mesopotamian complaining about the brainrot effects of that newfangled cuneiform and kids carving their names on the ziggurat walls. Likewise, there is no reason to believe our beloved Tolkien characters were immune to these timeless worries and whinges about the young people around them (or experienced the ever-helpful "advice" of their elders when they were themselves whippersnappers).

This month's challenge will offer a bingo card chock-full of perennial complaints about kids and teens. Choose one or several prompts to include in your fanwork. Numbers will not be called; you can select any prompt you want at any time. Your fanwork does not have to be about kids and teens; as always, we welcome creative interpretations of our prompts.

There are special stamps available for completing rows, columns, diagonals, or (if you are old enough to withstand the effort of going uphill both ways) a full card blackout where you manage every prompt. Note that, to complete rows and blackouts, you do not need to use all of the prompts in a single fanwork but can use them across multiple fanworks. Let the moderators know if you need one of the special stamps.

Thank you to hîn_isil for this month's adorable stamps!

The challenge banner includes a still from the film Johnny Learns His Manners (1946) by Hugh Harman Productions.

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Prompts

Choose your prompt from the collection below.

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Kids These Days bingo card - text prompts are below

  Text Prompts

B1: scandalous dancing

B2: Back in my day…

B3: Destroying established industries

B4: full of themselves

B5: loose morals

I1: loud music

I2: New media causes brainrot

I3: spoiled & coddled

I4: "Why is THAT back in style??"

I5: bad language

N1: need to toughen up

N2: bizarre fads

N3: FREE SPACE

N4: incomprehensible slang

N5: don’t respect elders

G1: inscrutable technology

G2: know less

G3: whine & complain

G4: "They just don’t listen!"

G5: lack discipline

O1: lazy

O2: ... but think they know everything

O3: poor fashion choices

O4: love luxury

O5: terrible manners

To complete a row, use all prompts that include the same number.

To complete a column, use all prompts that include the same letter.

To complete a diagonal, complete the follow prompts sets: B1, I2, G4, O5 or B5, I4, G2, O1.

Fanworks Tagged with Kids These Days

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East Away! by Flora-lass

Aldarion storms off towards Middle-earth. For the Title Track challenge.

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A Glimpse of Túrin by Anérea

Abstract sketch from Tuor's pov of Túrin running through the dead trees at Eithel Ivrin after it was despoiled by Glaurung.

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Kids These Days by Babblecat

Ungoliant's brood cause her annoyance as they grow up and turn into normies.

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Into that land he gathered most of his kin by Himring

Hador has been granted the lordship of Dor-lomin. Persuading his father to relocate there from the southern slopes of Ered Wethrin will not be easy, though.

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Patience and Quiet by Zdenka

In Dor-lómin, Tuor and Lady Aerin both dream of a golden-haired child. (Lalaith is doing her best, considering that she's a young child and also dead.)

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Only for a Moment, and Never Again by StarSpray

Then Dírhavel sung of Túrin’s flight north after the Fall of Nargothrond, past the defiled waters of Ivrin as he sought for the Princess Finduilas Faelivrin, and Tuor rose suddenly from his seat, passing out of the hall without a word. 

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Dancing In The Dark by Grundy

History remembers Curufin as the villain. There are a few who think better of him. 

Written for the Taboo challenge - will give warnings on chapters as appropriate.

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