New Challenge: Epic 80s
This month's challenge features hundreds of fresh prompts from the bodacious decade of the 1980s.

Eru banishes Melkor outside the world...very far outside the world.

Like Germany at one point or another, Melkor turns over a new leaf (for real, no jokes) and gets himself a tradwife.

Melkor turns over a new leaf, and finds a spider.

Melkor and Ungoliant take a ship to Middle Earth after their latest IRL trolling succeeds.