Manwë's Birthday Party by Dawn Felagund, Tarion Anarore, Rhapsody, oshun, Isil Elensar, pandemonium_213, Beatrisu

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Fanwork Notes

SWG is two years old. Two years ago, ford_of_bruinen and I drove all of our friends crazy, begging them to join our new Silmarillion group. Two years later, SWG has grown in ways I never would have imagined with well over 100 members between our various online homes. In honor of SWG's birthday, I invite others to have some silly fun in a round-robin story with the characters and universe we all love!

Anyone with an account on SWG is welcome to participate in the round robin! What is a round robin? Our FAQ has more information.

To play along, simply click the link Contribute to Round Robin at the bottom of the story.

The premise of this particular story is fairly simple. It is Manwë's birthday, and Varda is having a party in his honor! Not to be outdone by the other Valier, she has invited every single person that lives or has ever lived on Arda to join the celebration.

Participants are welcome to bring their favorite character(s) to the party. Each chapter should build on the next, with newly arriving characters interacting with those who are already there. You are welcome to be as silly or as serious as you'd like. We're not aiming for canon profundity or award-winning writing (though both are always welcome!) but just to have fun.

A few notes to keep this running (somewhat) smoothly:

  • Each participant should start by bringing a new character to the party. Remember, any character from Tolkien's legendarium is fair game!
  • Once you have "arrived" at the party, you are welcome to write about any of the characters at the party. This isn't a role-playing game (RPG); participants do not have a monopoly on any single character. However, you should do your best to keep characters consistent with what other authors have contributed so far.
  • You are welcome to bring multiple characters to the party. The more the merrier! So if you've always wanted to write a conversation between Fëanor, Saruman, and Tar-Miriel, here's your chance.
  • Likewise, please add as many chapters as you would like! Round robins are most fun with a high level of participation.
  • This round robin is for all SWG members to participate in. Therefore, it is important that the rating be kept at Teens or lower. But don't stress this ... Teens still allows a good amount of freedom. Bawdy humor, naughty language, sexual innuendo, and mild violence are all acceptable. Graphic sexuality or graphic/gory violence are not. If you find the story heading in this direction, feel free to start your own round robin or let me know and I will start one for you.
  • Slash is acceptable but please mark chapters that contain slash in the chapter notes. This way, the content will be readily apparent to readers/participants viewing the table of contents and can be easily avoided. (Or sought after!)
  • Since any character from Tolkien's legendarium is fair game, yes, that means that you can bring in characters from The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. There is so much overlap between the works of Tolkien's canon that it is difficult to dichotomize which characters are "Silmarillion" and which are "not Silmarillion." However, you should do your best to tie your character into The Silmarillion as much as possible. So a conversation between a group of Hobbits about the good ol' days back in the Shire would not work as well for our purposes as a conversation between a group of Hobbits about their first impressions of Aman, how they ended up in Aman in the first place, and how they are adjusting to life in a land where everyone is much taller than them, much prettier, and not keen on eating a dozen meals a day.

Because round robins are group stories, there are a few quirks particular to them:

  • Please put your name in the chapter title, e.g. "Chapter One: Fëanor's Big Debut by Dawn Felagund." It is difficult sometimes to tell who has written a round-robin chapter unless this is made explicit.
  • Because a story could be ruined if chapters are edited or deleted well into the story, authors cannot edit/delete their own chapters except immediately after the story is posted. Therefore, please make sure your chapter is what you want before posting it. (And the preview button is your friend to make sure that your HTML is displaying properly!) I am able to edit chapters but would prefer not to unless there is something terribly wrong with it. (Like half the chapter is in bold on account of a missing close tag.) I will not make major edits or deletions that will affect a readers' understanding of chapters following yours, and all edits will be done at my discretion. If you do need something edited, please contact me. Email me at DawnFelagund at gmail dot com, send me a PM (click on my author link and choose "Contact" next to my name at the top of the page), or leave a comment on one of my chapters in the round robin.

But the most important thing of all: Have fun! After all, this is a party!

Now I think I hear the doorbell ...

Fanwork Information

Summary:

Round robin. Feel free to join in! In honor of SWG's second birthday, we offer a sillyfic about what may have happened if Varda held a party for her beloved husband ... and invited all of Aman. Please see the Story Notes for more details before adding to the story.

Major Characters: Celegorm, Fingon, Lórien, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos, Manwë, Nessa, Tulkas, Vairë, Varda, Yavanna

Major Relationships:

Artwork Type: No artwork type listed

Genre: General, Humor

Challenges:

Rating: Teens

Warnings: Expletive Language

Chapters: 9 Word Count: 4, 780
Posted on 30 July 2007 Updated on 7 December 2009

This fanwork is a work in progress.

Table of Contents

Big thanks and I ower her a lot: Isil Elensar. For encouraging me, betaing what I wrote and telling me I could do it (writing humour is not my specialty).

With apologies to canatics ... okay, not really.

My personal most words written in the shortest amount of time.

We apologize in advance for any trouble Finrod causes.

I'm not sure if thanks are in order to Dawn Felagund for the use of her excellently eccentric (and naughty) Finrod muse, but technically he's really hers, not mine. Therefore, I claim no responsibility whatsoever! ;D So thanks, Dawn, for letting Finrod come to play with me! (Don't even think it, Finrod!)

Also, no insult to blondes intended. ;)

This is an unsolicited birthday fic for Dawn. In it, I give a nod to her affection for the genre of horror (not to worry, nothing gruesome) and her deep, abiding love and respect for the Valar. Heh. - pandemonium_213


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I'm trying to think of something ... after all, the pervy!drunken!Finrod to whom Tarion refers--the same Finrod who has often harangued her Maedhros muse with lewd sexual innuendo over IM--does technically belong to me ...

It's perfect! I laughed out loud too many times.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Ai, the memories of your Sauron ...

their sensitive ears, which may or may not have been leaf-shaped

*sporfle* And I have a thing for those little leaf-shaped ears too, you know ... :^D

Ai, and the descriptions of the Valar in their birthday suits, and poor Irmo "still oozing" ... priceless! I've been meaning to add to this round robin; now you've made it irresistible!

(Also, I noticed that I somehow missed adding you as a co-author. WTF, Dawn? I'll do that right away!

Thank you, thank you, thank you! :^D

Oh, ouch! I love how you managed to rattle Maitimo. Nice outfit on Varda too. But , I'm sorry. I think "Lon Guyland" needs a footnote even worse than my reference to an obscure (to the rest of the world) American sit com. I think one of the cat lovers out there should should hop in and keep this thing moving.

Note for non-Americans: Lon Guyland is the pronunciation in the local (particularly unlovely to me) accent of the name of one of the largest and most populous surburban areas near New York City: Long Island. (It is also an island. Beautiful beaches, sailing, but I digress...) I must to protest, however, that the concept that either Fingon or Maedhros would ever have such an accent is waaay OOC and really popped me right out of the story. (Grumble, grumble. I'm just certain that is NOT canon. I mean, OMG. How ugly.)

Heh. Ever since I read your fateful phrase, "Everybody Loves Fingon," that scene has been rattling around the inside of my skull like a b-b pellet in perpetual motion. I just had to purge it or go crazy! :^D And fear not! I am certain Findekáno and Maitimo will regain their mellifluous voices and ever-so-perfect Noldorin accents post-haste. I would imagine all that noise will snap them back to their senses.

Thanks, too, for clarifying the obscure 'Murrican reference. It occurred to me after I slapped that scene up there that it might be lost on those who do not enjoy the lofty high culture that is American TV (I might be sarcastic here). On the other hand, that bit of shtick might just have been written with you in mind. Maybe. :^)

It's perfect! I laughed out loud too many times.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Ai, the memories of your Sauron ...

their sensitive ears, which may or may not have been leaf-shaped

*sporfle* And I have a thing for those little leaf-shaped ears too, you know ... :^D

Ai, and the descriptions of the Valar in their birthday suits, and poor Irmo "still oozing" ... priceless! I've been meaning to add to this round robin; now you've made it irresistible!

(Also, I noticed that I somehow missed adding you as a co-author. WTF, Dawn? I'll do that right away!

Thank you, thank you, thank you! :^D

Oh Pande, Dawn just directed me to this jewel after I read her birthday present for you. I had not managed to find it before because of the assortment of authors...

I was saying to her that my copy of the Necronomicon (unsigned, sadly) is next to my beloved three HoME hardbacks. Count me in for the Lovecraft-Tolkien crossover club, I cackled in glee at the thought of Namo turning up in his protoplasmic slime birthday suit to Cthulhu's bday party.. Long live the Miskatonic University!