Whee! I am so excited to see you have posted this wonderful story here. Can't begin to explain how really funny it is. And this from a critic who adores Fëanor. I do have to admit a certain smugness about the fact that Fëanor is more eloquent and has a better vocabulary. On the other hand, for the sake of getting a few cheap laughs (one has to do that when writing comedy, I completely understand, no need to apologize) you did have to give Melkor a few good lines.

*snicker* This is great! I've been wanting to read this for some time now ... I'm definitely not disappointed. You get Feanor's voice perfect. :^D Thanks for sharing!

Okay, when I finally stop laughing, which may take a while ;), I will put it up on the list of my favorites. This is utterly hilarious and verrrrry clever :) Thanks a lot for sharing it!

I enjoyed reading this (my third time now)!  So funny to have Melkor and Feanor stuck in one place and forced to deal with each other.  I loved the "Oh's" and the prolonged silence afterwards, the semantics debate, the Feanorian smugness.  The Big Bang! was priceless!

Oh, this is one of my favorite send-ups of all time, so it was great to be reminded of it on the Clash of the Titans.  Clash indeed.  When I got to "you're working on my last nerve here," I seriously burst out laughing.  And Eru letting "evolution have a go" so he invents people "who invented steroids and professional wrestling."  I do love the way you think.  Cheers!