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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the characters in The Silmarillion were smoooooth like they were sippin' a Sex on the Beach on a party barge in the harbor at Alqualondë? The "Yacht Rock Silmarillion" retells The Silmarillion as though the characters all had perms…
"Move farther north," Caranthir says to her a month after the attack, gaze steady on her even as his hands continue briskly gutting fish. "There is plenty of land closer to my fortress, and my people can help protect yours if there is another attack."
Fëanor shrugged, studying the contents of his wine glass. “Something must be done about that house. It will fall down eventually.” “It does not follow that it must be you that tears it down single-handedly. Are you sure you do not want help?” “It’s not as though I…
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I think Sauron is just enjoying boasting a little, and is to some extent trying to annoy Finrod into doing something stupid, or to cause trouble between him and Orodreth. Sauron isn't really expecting either of the latter to occur, but he likes showing off and making other people miserable. Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the feedback.
Bwah! This is great! I'd somehow never imagined Sauron after having moved into Felagund's "house." It must have been interesting indeed. I definitely got a kick out of the requests for step stools! :^P
I'm glad you enjoyed it. There are so many potential stories embedded in the silmarillion it is impossible to think of them all. I am always running across things I never thought of when I read other people's stories. Thank you for the feedback.
I can see Finrod and Sauron having very different requirements when it comes to holding prisoners, so Sauron would have run into problems when he took over tol Sirion. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Brilliantly hilarious and tongue in cheek. I shudder to think what poor Finrod saw when he was made prisoner in his own fortress. Lots of step stools, certainly. :D
I'm glad you found it funny. I should really move walking into darkness up here. It contains the answers to your question, although it is a much darker story and entirely too serious.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm not planning on writing a follow-up letter at the present time but I have some other fix containing Finrod that I should probably move to this site at some point.
Oh, this is funny! I can just see the orcs on step stools (no wonder the uruk-hai felt so superior). And Sauron signing off with 'Have a nice day' was a nice touch.
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