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New Challenge: Building Middle-earth Let global architecture be your inspiration in this challenge, where you will work with a prompts that are architectural styles, locations in Arda, or both.
He’d ventured into the little fishing village in search of food and maybe a dry place to sleep for a night of rain and wind—he hadn’t expected this, to be bullied into a hot meal and a healer’s attention.
Tuor and Elwing’s recreational sailing excursion goes terribly awry when a carnivorous siren casts her gaze upon their vessel. With her song, she enchants the mariners and boards with evil intent. She kills and eats their crewman, she demands Tuor’s hand in marriage, and for dessert…
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Bilbo, the strange old hobbit with the wandering feet, senses something special in young Frodo the first time he sees the lad; as they become close, they find in each other a cameraderie not well understood by other hobbits. Five poignant moments between Bilbo and Frodo Baggins over the course…
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Thanks, Dawn! It caused an explosion of plot bunnies, unfortunately, comparing the Finwean cousins to philosophers across the ages and various other ridiculously nerdy ones.
So funny!!! Another great use of the promt. I'm beginning to feel sorry for Turgon with his three cousins against him! (not true: he should have learnt after his Gondolin experience)
Thanks, Angelica. I'm very hard and Turgon and can't, for the life of me, figure out what he did to earn the name "the Wise." (Maybe it was one of those details Tolkien intended to fill in?)
I enjoyed my re-reading of this short piece. Nice to see the cousins take a break from all the serious ME business once in a while. Finrod is an adorable drunk and I wouldn't mind being a waitress in this bar. ;-)
Hehehe, I would certainly love to have a chance to overhear such a funny exchange at the bar -- the boys are adorable here! Thanks for allowing us to be within an earshot for a moment :)
This was great! I was reading it again and laughing. Just what I needed to lift my spirits after reading the climax of Chalice. I don't like Turgon (except when he stars in weird pairings in Jdav's stories) . Finrod is cute when drunk! Maedhros's parting shot was too good :D
Thanks for reading! I agree that strictly canon Turgon does not grab my heart the way the rest of his cousins do. Oh, yes, Jdav takes playing with canon and re-interpreting its characteers to unique heights. I'm glad you liked the ending.
In short, this is really and truly funny. Love Fingon mentioning the Athrabeth. Thanks for writing! Have you ever read Perelleth's The True Story of Amárië and Finrod? I'm not implying anything, honestly; I just think you might enjoy it if you have not already read it.
Thanks, Alqua. I have not read Perelleth's story of Amarie and Finrod. I will have to find it. As much as I do love Finrod, I can't resist taking a gentle poke at his saintliness in much of fanon. He was at least as strong and motivated as cousins.
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