The Work of Thy Hands, Heart, and [REDACTED] by gaydhros
Fanwork Notes
All but two of the names in this fic were taken from Chestnut_Pod's immensely useful Elvish Name List. Ceirel means 'ship woman', because I think I'm funny. The two names not from Chestnut_Pod's list are Finidril, which onereyofstarlight made up to sound like Benadryl and which made me laugh so hard I simply had to yoink it, and Arphieph, who is there because it sounds like RPF which also made me laugh very hard. Are we sensing a theme here? This is a very silly fic. Please don't take it too seriously.
This was written for the Everyman challenge, (mis)using the quote "Long was their labour" to explore the life of the daughter of one of Maedhros' courtiers, as well as the lives and interests of other women of taste across Beleriand.
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Summary:
You see, I was so enamoured of this last thought as it seized me during the feast, and I could think of nothing only the Crown Prince and his Lord coming together at last in an urgent collision of desperate need for one another. Further, I had unquestionably overdone it on the wine, and so alas: a short story has been born. Entirely fictional of course; it came to me and I could not rest until I had written it down. Indeed I could not even sleep! Long was my labour as I bent over my desk until the early hours of the morning putting words to page. I have attached it to this correspondence for your enjoyment. Do let me know what you think.
Yours,
Ceirel
Armed only with pen, paper, and the delusional conviction that Lord Maedhros of Himring is in a secret relationship with the Crown Prince of the Noldor, the daughter of one of Maedhros' most trusted courtiers begins to explore the world of erotic fanfiction. Things quickly spiral out of control.
Major Characters: Original Female Character(s), Maedhros, Fingon
Major Relationships: Fingon/Maedhros
Genre: Crackfic, Erotica, Humor
Challenges: Duel of Songs
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Expletive Language, Sexual Content (Moderate)
Chapters: 1 Word Count: 4, 183 Posted on Updated on This fanwork is complete.
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