Intercrucumber by annarobots
Fanwork Notes
This story was originally posted on AO3 on 3 October, 2026.
Written for the Silm Smut Week Day 5 challenge: Create something featuring a smut trope you've never written or depicted before.
Well! Intercrucumber (cucumber intercrural) it is!
AO3 Tags: Valinor in the Fourth Age of Arda (Tolkien), Re-embodied Elves (Tolkien), Established Relationship, Domestic, Fluff, Switching, Intercrural Sex, Erectile Dysfunction, cucumber as dildo, Elf Sex, Kitchen Sex, Cozy, Cottagecore, salad tossing, Humor, Scoville Warning, inappropriate use of peppers, Sensation Play
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Summary:
Post-reembodiment, Maedhros and Fingon dwell in perfect bliss in the peace of Valinor. Life is sweet. Revisiting an old favorite in the sex act repertoire, Maedhros discovers something new.
Major Characters: Maedhros, Fingon
Major Relationships: Fingon/Maedhros
Genre: Erotica, Fluff, Romance, Slash
Challenges:
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Sexual Content (Graphic)
Chapters: 1 Word Count: 3, 807 Posted on Updated on This fanwork is complete.
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