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New Challenge: Building Middle-earth Let global architecture be your inspiration in this challenge, where you will work with a prompts that are architectural styles, locations in Arda, or both.
During a visit to Círdan, Finrod discovers a new hobby involving tying ropes around various objects. Now, he's ready to take it to the next level, but there is a small kink in the plan - he wants a spotter to make sure everything goes well. Fortunately, Edrahil is available.
When uneasy dreams bring him back into Beleriand, Daeron finds a pair of twins who have lost their home, and an enemy who has lost himself. The Shadow's reach is growing ever longer, and if they are to survive, they must do it together.
Fëanor shrugged, studying the contents of his wine glass. “Something must be done about that house. It will fall down eventually.” “It does not follow that it must be you that tears it down single-handedly. Are you sure you do not want help?” “It’s not as though I…
Canon with a Twist
Choose a single moment in Tolkien's canon, have a character make a different choice, and create a fanwork about how the history changes. Read more ...
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By definition, fanworks fandom does not draw a lot of boundaries, but community archives and events have taken a strong stance against AI-generated fanworks due to ethical considerations and member input.
Bilbo, the strange old hobbit with the wandering feet, senses something special in young Frodo the first time he sees the lad; as they become close, they find in each other a cameraderie not well understood by other hobbits. Five poignant moments between Bilbo and Frodo Baggins over the course…
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Thanks, Erulisse! I was worried it might have a vague potential to offend morning people, but I suppose actually, since it does equate night people with evil, it has the vague potential to offend everyone. =)
Thanks! I really wanted to resist the urge to narrate first-person with Mairon because he's been butting into my writing way too often lately and I don't want to encourage that, but this satire somehow seemed to call for it. =D
I read "Morning People" earlier this week one morning before I scuttled off to my job as orc-scribe in the Biotech Battlement of Pharma-dûr. As I drove my Nazg-Cooper, I thought to myself, "How could I not love Huinarë's Morning People?" And when I reached work, with all my fellow biopharma-orcs lined up at the Altars of Keurig, I thought how wonderful it would be to have a coffee-fountain. Then, after the Altar of Keurig had brewed my Thangorodrim Dark Roast, I raised my cup and silently toasted a certain Maia:
"Mairon, you made the right decision."
Excellent and hilarious story, H! I think you might guess I quite liked it and found it to be relevant. :^D
Glad you don't mind me borrowing Mairon, he's been trying to upstage everyone else I write lately (go figure). I was considering executing this plotbunny from another character's viewpoint, but it just didn't seem fitting... PS and RE: the jumping the shark bit on your reply to my comment on 'Lesion.' I will not believe that is possible until he actually jumps a shark off the coast of Andórë. =)
Do you know if Melkor is still employing, or will do when he returns from the Void? I'm not a morning person, I hate what in this parts of the world is labelled as "coffee". I love your story. In no particular order.
Thank you, Russa! I myself can only hope Mister Melkor will be hiring upon his distinguished return from the Void, as I too am not a morning person (and all the cool kids are in his employ anyway).
So, years ago (ten at least, maybe more) I read this hilarious fic explaining Mairon's defection by him being not a morning person. But then, unfortunately, I forgot where I read it, and no amount of searching helped me dig it up. Imagine my delight when yesterday, on registering on this site, I finally found it! :-)
It's just as delightful as it was all those years ago. Thank you for writing it! ♥️
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