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Fëanor shrugged, studying the contents of his wine glass. “Something must be done about that house. It will fall down eventually.” “It does not follow that it must be you that tears it down single-handedly. Are you sure you do not want help?” “It’s not as though I…
Erestor lay up against a tree, brown washed to black in the wet of the snow. The black disc of the new moon sailed across the dark sky. Erestor wished it were gone. He had no need to look into dark eyes any longer.
He was dying.
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"Move farther north," Caranthir says to her a month after the attack, gaze steady on her even as his hands continue briskly gutting fish. "There is plenty of land closer to my fortress, and my people can help protect yours if there is another attack."
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LMAO! Enjoyed reading this a lot! It makes perfect sense too--the sewers are a dead giveaway to their presence. And it's just like Tyelpo to invent something like what the engineer brought. A very funny first chapter and I'm excited to see the other lays! ;-)
Wow, this is absolutely brilliant! Not only do you get the iambic tetrameter spot on (just like the original!), but the combination of humor and adventure (and those oft-forgotten-in-fanfic realities of life) is just perfect. I do hope that you write more of these; this was just wonderful. :)
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Inspiration for this came from reading about sewage treatment for work while my mind kept trying to wander off into the lay of Leithian. The two sort of got tangled together. Thank you for the feedback; there will be more in this series although they're rather variable.
How original! Of course, mighty Elves had clogged pipes too but they had to be opened with Elvish grace and courage. Very funny, too. And congratulations on the versification. I am also looking forward to more chapters
Lovely and perfectly hilarious! How painful to die by the thing that you love most. ;-) By the time I reached "for your life is far more fair..." I was choking on my tea.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. For the record, I have no reason to think Glorfindel was particularly vain, but the plot bunny would not go away. Thank you for the feedback.
I find JRR Tolkein had a tendency to avoid talking about such things. I've always wondered where most of the elvish kingdoms grew their food - nargothrond is an exception, since he actually describes fields of all sorts of crops growing above ground. As for dealing with sewage, that is several ranks down from farming in photogenicity. Thank you for the feedback.
You've done it again! As a long-haired person myself, I feel for Glorfindel here. It's not so easy to cut one's long, golden locks! ;) And, you know, I can imagine this being sung aloud too!
For the record, I don't think Glorfindel was vain. As far as I can tell, wearing long hair was standard for male elves in Middle-earth and Gondolin was attacked in the middle of a festival. But sometimes a plot idea will not leave me alone, and this one was short and easy to write down. How could I avoid writing it? Thank you very much for your feedback.
This is a hoot and a half to the nth power. Perfectly timed, er, metered and phrased. My hat's off to you. And of course the Elves (especially those Noldorin engineers) would create a paean to a sewage system!
I'm glad you enjoyed it. This is what happens when you have to read about sewage disposal systems for work but you'd much rather be thinking about Middle-earth.
I'm glad you liked it; it was fun to write. The footnote is because I think some of the Gondolin exiles might've taken offense at a poem like this, especially as it was written by someone who wasn't there.
The fungus covered log exists because I had to find something that would rhyme with bested by a dog, and I thought there must be a lot of fungused logs in Taur-nu-fuin. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I haven't done much alliterative poetry so it was an experiment. I had noticed J.R. R tolkien used alliterative forms in some of his Lays of Beleriand so I thought I'd try it.
I haven't had a chance to catch up with these in a while, and I'm glad that I finally have! Sauron as a fungus-covered log is priceless! Your more serious pieces are also nicely done. (As for what you'd like to do with them, it is of no preference to me either way; I enjoy your poetry and so will read it however you decide to store it! :)
The fungus-covered log exists because it rhymed with bested by a dog, and I was trying to figure out what sort of thing present in Taur-nu-Fuin could possibly rhyme. I think I'll probably keep the serious pieces in here for now if there are any more of them. I'm glad you enjoyed them.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm not quite sure where I got the image - it may just have been that raven rhymed with craven, and the whole idea of Morgoth as a misbegotten raven was too bizarre not to use.
How could I resist a fic where the latest part is titled "The Laundry Orc's Lament"?! These are great. Admittedly, I find myself partial to the humourous ones, as they feature some rather unusual aspects of life in M-e, but the serious ones are great too.
The lord of the sewers and Glorfindl's hair had me snickering already, and by the time I reached "the harp"I was emitting strange sounds indeed. I never quite considered the woes of a laundry orc, but that must be a tragic life indeed. The serious pieces were very nice as well, especially the one about Nargothrond (not its sewers).
I'm glad you like this - I only just spotted this review, sorry for the many-years wait. Yes, the laundry orc's life is not a happy one, happy one. (if you don't recognise this reference, check out Gil-bert and Sullivan's song A policeman's lot is not a happy one to find out what I'm talking about)
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