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Bwahaha! How do you come up with this so quickly!? Ha! I love it!.

Just picturing Morgoth having timeout in another room (and if he was anything like me, loving every minute of it!)

That was a tough choice for Eru though, between gold-boi Ereinion and a swampy planet. (Even if it does have excellent sentient mattresses.)

 "he was really enjoying the potent bit, at the moment" Oh, I'm sure he was!

Big thanks for the laugh!

 

Eru Ilúvatar happily serving as Gil-galad's sex slave certainly explains why Gil was able to send RoP's Galadriel back to Valinor. There are likely to be other weird decisions that we can attribute to this as well.

Is Ereinion actually Zaphod Beeblebrox? 
This was a perfectly hilarious Douglas Adam's worthy little scene. I particularly loved, "this was a hole built by the High King of the Noldor, and that means Architecture" and I am wondering if Erú ever did get to Squornshellous Zeta in the end.