Did Somebody Order a Silmaril? by annarobots
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Fanwork Notes
For the September 2026 SWG Stars Challenge, prompts: Eärendil, Varda.
Details and AO3 tags: Crack, SWG Challenge: Stars (Tolkien), Humor, Porn Parody, Screenplay/Script Format, Pizza Delivery Person Eärendil the Mariner (Tolkien)
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Summary:
Eärendil arrives in Valinor with a special delivery. But in this version, it’s not Eönwë who hails him…
Major Characters: Eärendil, Varda
Major Relationships:
Genre: Crackfic, Humor, Script/Play/Screenplay
Challenges: Stars
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Sexual Content (Mild)
Chapters: 1 Word Count: 504 Posted on Updated on This fanwork is complete.
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