New Challenge: Epic 80s
This month's challenge features hundreds of fresh prompts from the bodacious decade of the 1980s.
The water’s lapping seems less than gentle, and Gimli cannot help but shiver. The boat is a fine craftsman’s work - far too elegant for an object of such momentous danger. He sets foot on the accursed thing and it bucks like a rearing horse. He rights himself just in time to catch the flash of irreverent amusement in Legolas’ eyes.
“You pointy-eared madman, you'll be the death of us!”
Legolas’ response is a chuckle as he leaps aboard. “You will live, my friend. But do not expect me to hold your beard when your dwarven stomach misses the stone underfoot!”