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New Challenge: Building Middle-earth Let global architecture be your inspiration in this challenge, where you will work with a prompts that are architectural styles, locations in Arda, or both.
He’d ventured into the little fishing village in search of food and maybe a dry place to sleep for a night of rain and wind—he hadn’t expected this, to be bullied into a hot meal and a healer’s attention.
Tuor and Elwing’s recreational sailing excursion goes terribly awry when a carnivorous siren casts her gaze upon their vessel. With her song, she enchants the mariners and boards with evil intent. She kills and eats their crewman, she demands Tuor’s hand in marriage, and for dessert…
Rescued from a brutal Angband hunt, an ex-thrall with a strange and powerful artifact embedded in his spine is brought to Himring, for it is one of the only places in Beleriand which welcomes such folk. Though he has no memories of his life before, Anniavas slowly becomes accustomed to his new…
Fëanor shrugged, studying the contents of his wine glass. “Something must be done about that house. It will fall down eventually.” “It does not follow that it must be you that tears it down single-handedly. Are you sure you do not want help?” “It’s not as though I…
As beautiful as he is dangerous, Aegnor, an elven prince, stands against the looming shadows of Angband. Brother to Galadriel, he commands the siege with a fierce intensity, a duty that exacts a heavy toll on him. But beneath the iron walls he has built lies a broken soul, haunted by a…
The Lord of the Rings and Hobbit film trilogies mark perhaps the most influential events in the history of the Tolkien fanfiction fandom. As the Rings of Power show approaches its third season, data from the Tolkien Fanfiction Survey shows that it is not even close to…
The Lord of the Rings and Hobbit film trilogies mark perhaps the most influential events in the history of the Tolkien fanfiction fandom. As the Rings of Power show approaches its third season, data from the Tolkien Fanfiction Survey shows that it is not even close to matching the impact of the films ... yet.
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Bilbo, the strange old hobbit with the wandering feet, senses something special in young Frodo the first time he sees the lad; as they become close, they find in each other a cameraderie not well understood by other hobbits. Five poignant moments between Bilbo and Frodo Baggins over the course…
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Oh oshun, what a twist! The thought of Fingon writing fanfiction and almost smashing Maedhros' laptop in the process is just priceless, what a flip of real life... I thought you would never mention Arthur and Merlin, you kept them till last! I had to LOL and giggle several times, but Galadriel and the Seven Dwarves and Fingon's testicles in peril just sent me into hysterics. Thanks for a good laugh.
This is too funny! And sounds pretty true. I loved the witty tone and the references (priceless, indeed). The line about Finrod and werewolves is histerical :D
I'm a self-deprecating PC-user myself. And, in case you hadn't picked up on it yet, Fingon is my alter-ego--more courage than brains. That is a round-about answer to your question: of course Feanorians prefer Macs!
Thanks so much for reading and commenting. I am glad it made you laugh.
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You had me at Arwen and Aragorn as Minnie and Mickey Mouse, but Maedhros' decision that Káno = Merlin because of the funny ears really and truly did me in!
I ought to be embarrassed, but I am not. It was a great time-waster when I should have been working. And has entertained people so far! Can't spit at that. (It is in my Elves in Manhattan canon! Which a la Jael is simply an extension of my earlier canon. Really, I ought to say it is at least slightly AU to those I guess or I will lose all of my tenuous credibility.)
Galadriel and the Seven Dwarves. Now THAT would be a scream (and yes, I'd worry too if I was Fingon)! That was hilarious, Oshun! I always love it when you let the zany out because your wit is biting and spot on. Heh...Minnie and Micky. Now I'm going to see them wearing mouse ears when I look at them. Thank you for sharing! I bet it wasn't easy given how much you like to edit, but it came out great. Sometimes it's best to just shut the censor up and post.
That story certainly must have painless because I completely forgot that I had written it. Alas, nobody remembers BBC Merlin now! Or maybe they do, but now that Colin Morgan has grown up his funny ears are far less noticeable. I still love the idea of Maedhros in reading glasses. Seriously! All crackfic aside, that is hot!
Thanks so much for reading it. And being kind about it also! Oh my.
Aragorn and Arwen as Mickey and Minnie and Faramir and Eowyn as Donald and Daisy?!
WOW!
This wins the prize as the most bizarre and hilarious crossover ever! I'm looking for humor and inspiration, and have hit the jackpot today...Now it's time to go back to real life for a few hours, or get nothing at all done around here.
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