Whatever You Say, Ace by Isilme_among_the_stars  

Ten

For Prince Fingon, care of Lord Maehdros of Himring, care of Lord Maglor of the Gap

Dearest cousin,

I do not wish to alarm you, but I have received a rather strongly worded letter from our High King who is under the impression that you dally at Himring overlong due to your fondness for our beloved redhead. Cousin, for the sake of your ever-loving wife, I do hope that no impropriety has occurred.  Due to the haste of your departure, I do believe your loving father is rather more concerned than furious at present. But I would not put his patience to the test, dear one, I do not expect his temper will hold indefinitely. He asks that you call upon him in Hithlum at your earliest convenience. I should think you more than most would understand the danger hidden within that innocuous phrase.  I do not know what gave him the impression I may be more persuasive than him, but I beg you, please return to him with all due speed.

Yours in hope that his wrath is not too terrible,

Finrod Felagund

Prince Findekáno Nolofinwion of Barad Eithel, care of Makalaurë Feanorion of the Gap

Findekáno,

Whatever troubles your cousin has brought down upon himself I am confident that the Lord of Himring is more than capable of resolving. He was once High King after all, however briefly. I am sure your presence is not required. Barad Eithel is your responsibility, and I should not wish for it to become neglected. I ask, as your father, for the second time, that you kindly return as soon as possible. I shall not ask again.

Yours in expectation,

Atar

Lord Finrod,

Please allow me the courtesy of informing you that Lords Fingon and Maedhros departed for the Gap last week. I have taken the liberty of forwarding your letter with much haste.

Captain of the Guard, Himring

For Prince Fingon, care of Lord Maglor of the Gap

Dearest cousin,

Now I am truly concerned. It seems you are only fleeing further afield. This is not at all like your usual valorous self. I am making for the Gap with all haste. Do not fear dearest cousin, I am confident whatever ails you can be resolved and together we may forestall the consternation of your father.

Yours in kindness,

Finrod

Maedhros and Maglor, the Gap I presume (try Himring if not)

Brothers,

I do not pretend to understand your sudden interest in Naugrim physiognomy, but I assure you I am no expert in the matter. No, I do not know if Aulë ever made wives for the seven forefathers, nor do I know their means of reproduction. Maedhros, do you ask because you wish to bed one or breed your own army of them?  They are far too short for you, brother, and do not in any case have very impressive buttocks. But they are stunning fighters. I understand the previous materials I conveyed to you on their original stories were quite amusing, but I have no new material to share. And quite frankly, now I am suspicious. Reply with suitable explanation of your intentions promptly or expect a visit forthwith.

Yours in curiosity,

Caranthir

Maedhros, the Gap still I presume

Brother,

Liar. If it were military capabilities you were interested in all along you would not be asking about wives. Get your mind out of the mud. Really, what would Fingon think? But since we are pretending you want them for their axes and not their swords, I suggest you try befriending. It has turned out very profitably for me. You probably would get along quite well with the little bastards as they have a wicked sense of humour. If you’d like an introduction, you can get your own arse over here and I’ll set up a meeting.

Glad we had this chat,

Caranthir

Prince Findekáno Nolofinwion, care of Makalaurë Fëanorion of the Gap

Son,

I must humbly ask your forgiveness for my hasty summons. Your cousin Findaráto has written and explained all. I hear that congratulations are in order. You and Nutunto must of course do what you feel is necessary at this delicate time, though I cannot presume to understand why the Gap should be the most suitable environment. Do not concern yourself with Barad Eithel. I shall gladly hold the fort until your return. You will of course visit as soon as convenient when our newest prince or princess of the House of Finwë is born, won’t you?

Valar be with you,

Atar