Kids These Days by Babblecat  

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Full of themselves


“Dark Lords require extensive tenderising if you mean to steal their bling-”

“Ah.”

“To invade Elvish kingdoms, all you need to do is walk in through the front door-”

“Yeah.”

“Extensive meditation in a cave is something you can put on your CV….are you listening to me, Shelob?!”

“Huh?”

A massive pedipalp slams down on a massive spider head. “No, you're not! By the One, you kids are so full of yourself. I'm giving you insider advice and you're playing with your toys?!”

Shelob taps the orc fidget spinner she's playing with, earning herself another blow to the cephalothorax.


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