Kids These Days by Babblecat  

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"Why is THAT back in style??"


Once upon a time, a couple thousand years ago at least, if memory serves, it was a fashion amongst horrific demon arachnids to backcomb their hair. Ungoliant once made this hideous mistake in an attempt to lure Melkor to certain doom, and she still feels extreme cringe upon reflecting upon this youthful error. Thankfully, the elves had not invented cameras yet. She is again prodded to violent despondency when the trend makes a resurgence and her horde of children wake up one day to present themselves before her at breakfast with backcombed hair. In revenge, she comfort eats a few.


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