Fanworks Tagged with Crackfic

After the Ring War ends, Khamûl and the rest of the Nazgûl open an exfoliant business. In order to expand it, Khamûl decides to open a stall at Tharbad’s Greenway Spring Faire.

Written for Back to Middle-earth Month 2015.

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It's supposed to be impossible for the Ainur to get sick, but Mairon has always been exceptional.

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On Mount Olympus, Zeus receives a puzzling report about unusual activities among the Amazons.

His female relatives appear to know more about these than they let on.

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Selections from the latest edition of the Angband Poets' Society magazine.

What's that, you say? You didn't realize Angband had a poets' society? Well, now you know.

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A recipe from Finrod's cookbook "From the Pans of Beleriand".

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FIRST NOTICE: Library records show the following item(s) overdue. Please return or renew them as soon as possible to avoid further charges. Note that late fees for Dark Lords accrue at the rate of one (1) Silmaril per day.

Fëanor starts a library in Mandos. The question of the day: Which member of the Arda Evil League of Evil borrowed Twilight and forgot to return it?

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In Cuivienen, ancestral home of the elves, Imin, ancestor-founder of the Vanyar (originally called Minyar), makes a slightly tactless comment.

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Earendil comes home to Elwing's Tower in Aewellond (the Bird-haven) to rest from his labors, and finds her just beginning hers. She's been...nesting in his absence.

He hadn't counted on Elwing's bird-skinchanging affecting her like this...

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Elrond brings a new friend to a council meeting. His foster-brother the King is somewhat amused. But will everyone be?

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By Angmar and Elfhild. Craving new fare for his feasts, Tevildo, Prince of Cats, devises a scheme to hunt down one of the Great Eagles by using a child of the Noldoli as bait. Inspired by The Book of Lost Tales.

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There’s an Elf climbing through the garage window.

Worse than an Elf: a Mod.

(a Maglor-in-History) 

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Short pieces for the "Words of Wit and Whimsey" challenge. 

I. Wains

II. The Walrus That Went South

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A dare between siblings on the icy expanse leads to an encounter with the local fauna

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Maglor making do in the modern world.

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Glimpses of Nerdanel, Feanor, Ambarussa, and people important to them through time

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All the pieces I wrote for February 2020's Crackuary Bingo, at least 100 words per square.

The pieces are arranged in the series in something resembling groups. Several of the pieces definitely belong together.

B1: rap songs or battles gone horribly wrong (or right! Finrod learned it somewhere!) — Conversation Overheard in an Avallonë Cafe (200)

B2: Elves in space — Sky-Sailors (100)

B3: sex pollen — Pollen and Honey (300)

B4: wingfic — Wings (100)

B5: characters at the club — Regency Drama (100) | Shield-House (200)

I1: in a modern school or workplace — Conversation Overheard II | Casting Omens, Reading Cards

I2: "Is there a reason you're naked in my bed?" — Reposal (100)

I3: unexpected roadtrip — Irmo's Children (300)

I4: excessively Tolkienesque — Light Defiant (100)

I5: the Dome of Varda is real — Other Physics (100)

N1: 13 going on 30 — Slippage (200)

N2: rebirth and reembodiment taken to their logical extremes — Slippage

FREE SPACE — Free Space (100)

N4: Choose a historical period. Rewrite your favorite canon scene there. — Regency Drama

N5: characters in a video game - Endless Night (200)

G1: self-insert — Astronomer's Daughter (100)

G2: body swap — Hound, Running (200)

G3: time loop — Endless Night

G4: crack pairing — Marriage Rings (200)

G5: Silmarillion slam book — Cyclical History (100)

O1: characters are animals — Hound, Running

O2: character breaks free of the fictional world — Extra-Calary (200)

O3: include a musical number — Conversation Overheard

O4: choose a whack detail from The Book of Lost Tales to become canon — Irmo’s Children

O5: absurdly magical — Extra-Calary

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Some people are Returned to life as children, not the adults they were. Fingon is one such.

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Having traveled North and up a mountain in Aman, Fingon builds himself a house, and works on putting himself back together. A drabble sequence. Follows Aurora: Seeking the Northern Sky.

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Ficlets of Valinor, Beleriand, Ennor, and Middle Earth through the Ages.

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Fulfilling a promise, Fingon and Celegorm discover they are remembered as Superheroes by the circus children.

A King Fingon's Menagerie quintuple drabble/ficlet.

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Non-angsty ficlets set in Valinor (and one or two in Middle Earth), many featuring Feanor.

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What happens to the offspring of a cat possessed by a Maia of sharpness?

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Elf children are more precocious than human children, says Tolkien. But some elf children are even more so.

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Les enfants elfes sont plus précoces que les enfants humains, nous dit Tolkien. Mais certains enfants elfes le sont plus encore.

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tolkien crack week day 3: ridiculous detail.

a young wood elf learns the ways of the wider world 

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