Kids These Days by Babblecat  

Lack discipline

“Yes, it is difficult to ambush a squadron of elves, but that's why you need practice. That's why you need discipline.” You can't give up at the first hurdle or you'll never achieve anything or get anywhere. You'll certainly never complete a fanfic.” hisses Ungoliant, to her army of terrible arachnid monsters. It’s probably about time that she taught them how to take over the world and steal and eat bling. Melkor hasn’t been answering her texts lately, but he’s probably languishing in some prison somewhere. He likes doing that. His lapdog, Sauron, seems as if he’s inherited the habit.