Kids These Days by Babblecat  

Whine & complain

The Valar have been the worst custodians of the world that the world has ever seen. Recently they set the sky ablaze, an event which awoke some sort of naked, noisy orc. A naked, noisy ape which is at least more tasty than the original variety. As a cook celebrated in the songs of the more edgy sort of evil creature, such as the dragons, Ungoliant has a need for fresh ingredients for her pantry. 

“I don't care if the sky is on fire, go outside!”

“But mooooom-”

“No buts! Go outside! I need fresh orc for my orc flan!”