Kids These Days by Babblecat  

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"They just don’t listen!"


“We're moving. Put the dead mice in that box over there. And use bubblewrap! I don’t want broken mice when it comes time to unpack.” Ungoliant points to a jet black cask she stole bought whilst attending one of hot goth babe boyfriend Melkor’s many ‘going out of business’ boot sales.

Instead of doing what she commanded, Bob Junior, one of her older sons (a couple hundred years), goes and puts the dead mice in another jet black cask functionally and visually no different to the other one. He at least remembers to use the fungiform bubble wrap, very carefully.


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