New Challenge: Everyman
Create a fanwork about an ordinary character in the legendarium using a quote about an unnamed character as inspiration.
It is a little known fact, but the elves have been torturing the world since before Ungoliant and her big chested goth boyfriend trolled them and made them uber sad. The elves, all of them, whatever their silly clan, are inherently a diss and a troll upon the world by Eru Ilúvatar after all. Ungoliant and Melkor were simply retaliating, acting in self defence and for the good of the public interest. As such, Ungoliant continues to be righteously indignant and upset when the elves invent TikTok a hundred thousand years too early, turning all her children into brainrotted Zoomers.