Kids These Days by Babblecat  

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Bad language


“You're a sauron!” screams a spiderling.

“Na ah! you're a sauron!” screams another.

“No, you're a sauron!”

“If I'm a sauron, what are you then?”

“Not a sauron!”

Bad language zig zags around the dank, dark, and dingy mountain Halls of Ungoliant. One of her many husbands, under the influence of jealousy, decided that it would be a great form of revenge for him to teach bad language to the spawn of another of Ungoliant's spidery men, hoping thereby to promote the interests of himself and his brood. Instead he simply succeeds at annoying her, and she consumes everyone involved. 


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