Kids These Days by Babblecat  

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Bizarre fads


Rollerblades. Another dastardly elf invention. Blasted elves! Blasted elves! Although she lives in enviable rural peace and quiet, the insane fad of elvish rollerblades somehow makes it to Ungoliant's stronghold, and of course her stupid, sheep-like normie progeny immediately take up the practice of shooting about on silver wheels around the immense warren of caves and tunnels that is their home. At least the roughness of the stone floors, walls, and ceilings means they often crash and burn. This upsets Ungoliant’s husbands for some reason, but that is why she has multiple of them (and also because she likes men). 


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