Kids These Days by Babblecat  

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Don’t respect elders


Drama erupts in the First Age. A traffic jam occurs in the halls of the Queen of Gloom. An old spider encounters a young spiderling in a narrow tunnel.

“Step off the pavement.” instructs the spiderman. The youth does not immediately do so, disallowing the adult to pass without either barging into it or stepping into dust.

“Why should I?” drawls the youngster.

“Because I'm older than you!”

“Why does that earn you respect?”

Unfortunately for the callous youth, this is spider society, and not namby-pamby elf society, so his elder immediately demonstrates why it deserves respect, by consuming it.


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