Kids These Days by Babblecat  

Incomprehensible slang

“Did he crash out?”

“Let him cook.”

“fr.”

“Skibidi.”

“Hey, Unc.”

Ungoliant is not the first one to be made upset by something her children have. Instead she receives a delegation from their primary caregivers - her surviving husbands.

“We can no longer understand the youth.” sighs Bob Sr, father of Bob and a thousand other equally eccentric sons. He is very distinguished, with salt and pepper fur. If Ungoliant had to pick a favourite husband, it would be him. She thought he was dead.

“Beat and or eat them until they speak sense!” She commands.

“We've tried that.”

“Not enough!”