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About Me
NOTE: Thanks to the fact that my Dark Muse has me well and truly chained to a demanding but rewarding career (see the following paragraph), I am on hiatus from recreational writing. That does not mean I have abandoned the notion of writing fan fic and continuing the WIPs. They're just resting. I hope to return to my stalled WIPs once I retire, which is imminent.
"pandemonium_213" is yet another of my numerous aliases. I'm a biochemist (Ph.D. and post-doc with the scars to prove it) and now a glorified orc-scribe, a.k.a. regulatory medical writer, who supports the machinations of the Dark Lords of Pharma-dûr. I currently reside in that city on the hill: Tirion-on-Túnafish a.k.a. Boston, Massachusetts.
I am a longtime Tolkien fan, having first read JRRT’s works in the Years of the Lamps, i.e., from 1966 and onward. My non-fiction JRRT related essay may be found on the reference section of the SWG.
The majority of my fannish fictional hackery wallows self-indulgently here on the SWG where Trinity is the foundation of the Pandë!verse. The rest goes downhill from there.
I also fritter away precious time as lucifers-cuvette on tumblr, but I do not post fic there.
A Chronology of the Pandë!verse
Many thanks to Russandol for assembling the chronology. Broken links are now removed.
Some stories that take place outside the chronological framework of The Silmarillion (or only touch upon the legends therein) are archived on Many Paths to Tread. I am in the slow process of archiving stories on An Archive of Our Own. A number of the stories listed in the chronology may also be found on my auxiliary LiveJournal site: Ost-in-Edhil. The LJ fics are in various states of access from public to friends-only to filtered, the latter only because these stories are truly in a state of development. Please feel free to friend Ost-in-Edhil, and I'll hand out keys to the Vaults of the Mírdain. My sincere apologies for any delays.
Non-Fiction
A Brief Introduction
Motivations for heresy and the flagrantly non-canonical
The Tolkienian War on Science
Philosophia to Philomythus and Misomythus
Pre-Trees
Light Over the Mountain
Chosen
Ulmo's Wife
Saltation
Tears for The Fallen
Years of the Trees (Pre-Hiding of Valinor)
Eau de Olórin
Unweaving the Rainbow
First Age
A Yule Kiss at Himring
Second Age
Post-War of Wrath
How the East was Won
Eregion
Orcling
A Place to Rest
The Apprentice
Risk Assessment
A Fragile Chalice
Songs of Stone and Mountain
The Writhen Pool
Till Fire Purge All Things New
Cat's Paws
Broken Star
Winter's Drums
The Jinn
Númenor
Chronicles of the Fifth Voyage of the Númerrámar: The Loremaster Arrives
Woolgathering
Downfallen
Into This Wild Abyss
The Man Who Grew Tomatoes
Moon of the Sea
Second – Third Age
The Elendilmir
Third Age
The Years of the Necromancer
Fell Meats
War of the Ring
Abundance
Red Herring
Inner Light
The Glitter of Swords
The Token
The Good Broideress
Examination (by SurgicaSteel)
Post War
The Kindness of Strangers
Kindness Repaid (by Surgical Steel)
Caught in the Act
Athrabeth Serindë ah Mélamírë: The Gift (by surgicalsteel and pandemonium_213)
Transplants
About the Lights
Marked
Inheritance
Fourth Age
Birdsong
Conjure-women
Morning Coffee
Song of Summer
Scent of the Sea
A Gate Opens
A Cautionary Tale
Flame of the Desert
A Rose by Any Other Name
The Prisoner and the Hobbit (co-authored with Dreamflower)
Modern times
Trinity
The Name of the Game

Thanks to the following for the tokens given to me during the SWG Fifth Birthday celebration. The number of tokens and names don't match (some are buried with the stories themselves) so forgive me if I have inadvertently excluded anyone:
Rhapsody: "Eau d'Olorin" for The Golden Vial of Oil Award and "Moon of the Sea" for the Melian's Girdle token.
Angelica: "How the East Was Won" for The Power and the Passion token.
Lyra: "Into this Wild Abyss" for You Made Me Love You (I didn't want to do it) token.
Russandol: "Eau de Olorin" for the Most Delightful Heresy and for the Not That There's Anything Wrong with That tokens
Surgical Steel: "The Elendilmir" for the It's Only a Flesh Wound token.
elfscribe: the Most Delightful Heresy token (general)
Oshun: "The Elendilmir" for the Melian's Girdle token
Spiced Wine: Melian's Girdle token for exceptional adult-rated fiction involving women.
IgnobleBard: The Splutter token for writing most likely to induce a sudden monitor bath.
Olorime: Velvet Darkness for excellent dark-themed writing.
Spiced Wine: Most Delightful Heresy.
Robinka: The Wordsmith token as a writer who excels at her craft.
Dawn et alia: Unsung Hero for contributions to the SWG Newsletter and Reference sections.


Fanworks by pandemonium_213
Gothmog and Draugluin by pandemonium_213
“Gothmog and Draugluin” follows the antics of two Tolkienian icons who were not all about smiting and devouring but had fun, too. Little Gothmog lives in Thangorodrim with his mom (Ulbandi Fluithuin) and dad (Melkor, Black Foe of the World). Melkor’s right-hand man and Gothmog’s babysitter -- Professor Thû ("I'm not a babysitter. I'm an observer!") -- makes appearances, too. Gothmog and Draugluin also share this space with “Stinky Pete” Mêshûgganâscar, Maia of Mandos, and his pals.
"Gothmog and Draugluin" appears monthly sporadically in the SWG newsletter. View the Table of Contents for a full listing of comics.
| Major Characters: Draugluin, Fingon, Gothmog, Maedhros, Mandos, Melkor, Original Character(s), Sauron |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Comic Strip, Humor | Challenges: |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 20 | Word Count: 26, 029 |
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| This fanwork is a work in progress. |
Lesion by pandemonium_213
Something is rotten within the heartwood of Nimloth.
Written in response to the prompt "Second Age — Sauron, Ar-Pharazôn — under the White Tree of Númenor" for the Comment!Ficathon for the LOTR World.
| Major Characters: Ar-Pharazôn, Sauron |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: General | Challenges: |
| Rating: General | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 897 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
A Rose By Any Other Name by pandemonium_213
A sequel to Flame of the Desert.
On a hot summer afternoon, Glorfindel visits Elrond at his estate in Kortirion Province of Tol Eressëa. Elrond's longtime friend brings word from Gilfanon: invitations to a party in celebration of the blooming of one of Gilfanon's favorite roses; the Vanyarin ambassador and his retinue have been invited as special guests. Gilfanon also sends peculiar garments that he has specifically instructed Elrond and Glorfindel to wear. Elrond is wary. He remembers all too well that escapade with Gilfanon in the desert of Valinor, but his inner imp of adventure inspires him, and Elrond experiences a night to remember.
Cameo appearances by Erestor and Mablung.
A bit risqué, a little bawdy, so let's rate this Teen/PG13.
Now complete! And illustrated! Thanks a million-fold to Robinka (see Chapter 2) and Elf of Cave (see Chapter 6).
MEFA 2011 Winner. First Place, Humor, General
| Major Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gilfanon, Glorfindel, Mablung, Original Character(s) |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Humor | Challenges: B2MeM 2011 |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: Sexual Content (Mild) |
| Chapters: 6 | Word Count: 21, 895 |
| Posted on | Updated on |
| This fanwork is complete. |
In the Court of the Dragon Emperor by pandemonium_213
The Dragon Emperor of Kitai lavishes rich and tempting gifts upon two Istari: Alatar and Pallando. Will the Blue Wizards succumb to the Son of Heaven's request?
Written for Back to Middle-earth Month 2011: March 1 in response to the prompt: Write a story or poem or create artwork where seduction plays a central role.
MEFA 2011 Winner. First Place, Other Beings, General
| Major Characters: Alatar, Pallando |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Adventure, General | Challenges: B2MeM 2011 |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: Mature Themes, Sexual Content (Mild) |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 1, 064 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
Light Over the Mountain by pandemonium_213
Long before the Ainur entered the Circles of Arda, the Guardians, greatest of the Ainur, rescued an unusual group of children from a war-torn land. In this series of vignettes, one of those rescued recounts the terrible events of his childhood that set him on a path to control his destiny and the world around him, a path that would lead to infamy.
MEFA 2011 Winner. Second Place, Incomplete, Drama
| Major Characters: Eönwë, Gandalf, Melkor, Original Character(s), Radagast, Saruman, Sauron |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Drama, Science Fiction | Challenges: |
| Rating: General | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 2 | Word Count: 1, 574 |
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| This fanwork is a work in progress. |
Driftwood by pandemonium_213
When mortal fishermen rescue a half-drowned elf-man from the northern sea, Elrond's help is requested. Elrond travels to the village of Mousehole, hard against Lindon's northern border, to find the recovering survivor who tells Elrond of his background and his mission, which promises to bring the innovations and wonders of Aman to Lindon. Elrond is intrigued as he attempts to discover just who this mysterious fellow is.
MEFA 2011 Winner. First Place, Second Age and Early Third Age, General
| Major Characters: Elrond, Sauron |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: General | Challenges: |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: Violence (Mild) |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 8, 883 |
| Posted on | Updated on |
| This fanwork is complete. |
A Fragile Chalice by pandemonium_213
In spite of weariness and stress, Tyelperinquar (a.k.a. Celebrimbor) hosts a gathering in his home: a supper followed by what we might call a salon for the elite of Ost-in-Edhil. Musicians, rival poets, and lively conversation among the guests, which includes Erestor, the visiting emissary from Gil-galad's realm, provide the evening's entertainment. An elven poetry slam causes Tyelpo to become immersed in deep memories -- some poignant, some painful, and one dark and strange yet vaguely familiar.
MEFA 2011 Winner: First Place, Elves, General
| Major Characters: Celebrimbor, Erestor, Original Character(s) |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Humor | Challenges: |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: Mature Themes, Sexual Content (Mild) |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 10, 310 |
| Posted on | Updated on |
| This fanwork is complete. |
Song of Summer by pandemonium_213
While visiting Imladris during the 20th year of the Fourth Age, Radagast overhears an elf-woman singing in the kitchen gardens of the House of Elrond. There he finds Mélamírë bending to pull weeds, but when she stands straight by a row of tomatoes, she sings a song in Radagast's mother tongue. When the wizard observes that she has used a Song of Making, she informs him of her purpose and priorities.
Inspired by a peculiar confluence of recent discussion of Lúthien on The Heretic Loremaster and ripe New Jersey tomatoes.
MEFA 2011 Winner. First Place, Ficlet, Later Age Elves
| Major Characters: Original Character(s), Radagast |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: General | Challenges: |
| Rating: General | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 797 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
The Jinn by pandemonium_213
While leading his tribe into the deep desert to escape the inevitable war between the Zigûr and the Sea-kings, Sharif finds a woman — injured and unconscious — among the rocks. He discovers this is not a mortal woman, but one of the immortal demons of the north. He is ready to kill her, but the tribe's priestess stays his hand, warning him that slaying the jinn would bring terrible misfortune to his tribe. His wives care for the jinn, who recovers and aids the tribe as they journey to the East in search of a mysterious land where they hope to find sanctuary, the jinn no less than Sharif and his tribe as they flee from the Zigûr and the Sea-Kings.
| Major Characters: Original Character(s) |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Adventure, Crossover, Drama | Challenges: Strangers in Strange Lands |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: Expletive Language, Sexual Content (Mild), Violence (Mild) |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 4, 237 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
Tears for the Fallen by pandemonium_213
Melkor considers a flower.
Written for International Poetry Month, April 2010.
MEFA 2010. Winner, First Place; Genres: Poetry: Drama.
| Major Characters: Melkor |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Poetry | Challenges: Duel of Songs |
| Rating: General | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 266 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
Flame of the Desert by pandemonium_213
After a celebration in Tavrobel at the famous House of a Hundred Chimneys, Gilfanon, one of the oldest of the Elves, proposes that he, Glorfindel and Elrond journey to the fabled Rock of Omar in the middle of the great desert of Valinor, where it is said that the Rock sings the echoes of the Ainulindalë and of lost life and love. Glorfindel procures a fabulous coach with most unusual beasts to draw it, and so the three fellows set off for an adventure in the desert where they meet Teleri who have embraced the desert and encounter a cagey Vanyarin ascetic who guides them to the Rock of Omar.
MEFA 2010 Winner: First Place; Genres: Adventure: General
| Major Characters: Elrond, Gilfanon, Glorfindel |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Adventure | Challenges: |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 9, 018 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
Chronicles of the Fifth Voyage of the Númerrámar: The Loremaster Arrives by pandemonium_213
Before he became Tar-Aldarion, Anardil, Tar-Meneldur's heir, sailed far and wide on the great ship, the Númerrámar. While Captain Anardil prepares to embark on his seven year voyage, a young loremaster writes to him, eager to accompany captain and crew in search of strange flora and fauna. In letters exchanged prior to the voyage, Captain Anardil discovers that the loremaster has some unusual ideas pertaining to the origins of species.
| Major Characters: Original Character(s), Tar-Aldarion |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Adventure, Alternate Universe | Challenges: Great Journeys |
| Rating: General | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 1, 479 |
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| This fanwork is a work in progress. |
The Man Who Grew Tomatoes by pandemonium_213
Navin, a young boy living in a mystical land in the East of Middle-earth, a civilization as rich in lore and magic as any in the West, visits family friends while his mother prepares to give birth to a new sister or brother. There in the hills, Navin helps his elderly friend in his garden and later, his friend -- a man from a distant land now gone -- tells Navin the story of how tomatoes came to Bharat.
MEFA 2010 Winner, First Place; Races: Cross-Cultural: Gapfiller.
| Major Characters: Amandil, Original Character(s) |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Alternate Universe, Crossover, General | Challenges: Akallabêth in August, Strangers in Strange Lands |
| Rating: General | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 6, 031 |
| Posted on | Updated on |
| This fanwork is complete. |
How the East Was Won by pandemonium_213
During the earliest years of the Second Age, Melkor’s great lieutenant puts the destruction of Beleriand behind him and travels to the East...with a plan.
MEFA 2010 Winner. First Place; Races: Villains: General.
| Major Characters: Eönwë, Sauron |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Drama, Science Fiction | Challenges: Akallabêth in August |
| Rating: Adult | Warnings: Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Violence (Moderate) |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 6, 227 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
Till Fire Purge All Things New by pandemonium_213
Sauron has a moment of doubt in the Sammath Naur.
For B2MeM 2009: Day 15 -- The Ides of March: "Do I dare disturb the universe?"
MEFA 2009: First Place in Genres: Ficlets: General
Update! Illustration by the fabulous Robinka now added to the story!
| Major Characters: Sauron |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: General | Challenges: B2MeM 2009 |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 196 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
Cat's Paws by pandemonium_213
Tyelperinquar/Tyelpo (Celebrimbor) and Aulendil (Annatar/Sauron) discuss brotherhood and the secret of the deep arts on an early summer evening in Ost-in-Edhil.
This fic, told from Celebrimbor's point of view, predates The Apprentice by about 240 years, give or take, but it's the same setting. Rating is Teen due to a touch of horror-lite.
MEFA 2008: Second Place, Villains, General.
Illustration by Robinka added on 14 February 2009.
| Major Characters: Celebrimbor, Sauron |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: General, Horror | Challenges: Forbidden Lore |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 2 | Word Count: 9, 020 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
Chosen by pandemonium_213
When the Voice of the One names the ruler of the Guardians of Arda, the decision results in dismay and discord by another who believes he should have been chosen. A re-interpretation of the Ainulindalë myth.
MEFA 2009: First Place - Races: Other Beings: General
| Major Characters: Ainur, Melkor |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: General | Challenges: |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 654 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
Ulmo's Wife by pandemonium_213
It was written that Ulmo was alone, but delving deeper into the nature of the Valar and their adopted world reveals otherwise.
MEFA 2009: Third Place - Races: Other Beings: General
| Major Characters: Ulmo |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: General, Romance, Science Fiction | Challenges: |
| Rating: Teens | Warnings: Sexual Content (Mild) |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 749 |
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| This fanwork is complete. |
Moon of the Sea by pandemonium_213
There are any number of unnamed women in Tolkien's canon who surely played important roles behind the scenes. One of these women is Elendil's wife, the mother of Isildur and Anárion. She figures as a supporting character in my WIP, The Elendilmir, but this strong woman is taking on a life of her own. So, to keep the bunnies from gnawing my ankles raw, I have been writing ficlets about Isilmë, some of which may blossom into full-fledged stories in the future.
MEFA 2008: Second Place, Times, Second and Early Third Age, General.
| Major Characters: Elendil, Original Character(s) |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Alternate Universe, Fixed-Length Ficlet, General | Challenges: Strong Women |
| Rating: Adult | Warnings: Mature Themes, Sexual Content (Moderate) |
| Chapters: 13 | Word Count: 3, 175 |
| Posted on | Updated on |
| This fanwork is a work in progress. |
Downfallen by pandemonium_213
Sauron recounts the first human sacrifice in the temple of Armenelos.
MEFA 2009: First Place - Races: Villains: General
| Major Characters: Ar-Pharazôn, Sauron, Tar-Míriel |
| Major Relationships: |
| Genres: Drama, General | Challenges: Akallabêth in August |
| Rating: Adult | Warnings: Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Violence (Mild) |
| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 2, 812 |
| Posted on | Updated on |
| This fanwork is complete. |
