Maglor takes an orc captive. The two of them run into trouble on the road.

Many years later, Maedhros and Maglor take comfort in each other.

Post-reembodiment, Maedhros and Fingon dwell in perfect bliss in the peace of Valinor.  Life is sweet.  Revisiting an old favorite in the sex act repertoire, Maedhros discovers something new.

Indis tries to make peace and finds herself in a compromising position. Fëanáro gets ideas.

When new parents Elenwë and Turukáno get overwhelmed and ask for help, Irissë is sent to stay with them for a while.  Turukáno soon realizes that his sister needs more minding than the baby.  

A Lady of the Noldor and a Dark Elf join in body on the forest floor.  When he fails to satisfy her bottomless need, she makes use of his fine, strong hands, and their many pretty rings.

Findekáno survives a terrible fall with grievous injuries. Confined for his recovery, plaster casts on both arms, he’s making everyone in the palace miserable. Fearful for the health of his fëa (and sick of his attitude), Anairë conceives a plan to ease his suffering. 

She does not expect to be overcome by her own desires.

They do not speak, but when Anairë catches sight of Eärwen by the water, feels her blue eyes upon her, she tugs on the invisible line that pulls taut between them. 

The princes of the Noldor learn about an important loophole, and swear a foolish Oath. Parties, after-parties, improbable help from parents, many first times, and declarations of love. Also, mouth stuff.

New to the high court at Menegroth, Artanis is keen to build alliances.  She came to Middle-earth in search of virgin lands in which she could rule a realm at her own will, after all.  She soon discovers that the Sindar practice an entirely different form of court politics than that to which she was accustomed back home.  Her father would never approve!  But—well—he’s not here to tell her what to do, now, is he? 

Elrond teaches his family a Middle-earth party game.

Re-embodied, Glorfindel lives in bliss with Idril.  Well, near bliss.  Almost bliss.  

Irissë wakes up one day in her mother’s body.  At first, she is excited to take advantage of all the privileges and freedoms that come with being a grown Lady of the Noldor. But she soon discovers that with great privilege comes great responsibility.  

But if of ships I now should sing, what ship would come to me, 
What ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?

The Lord of the Rings, Galadriel’s Song

After Alqualondë, Artanis looks only forward. There is no returning.  Not even the curse and prophecy spoken by the dark figure standing high upon a rock could compel her to retrace her steps in sorrow.  Neither the betrayal and abandonment by the faithless Fëanáro and his sons, the ships that vanished into the unmeasured night.  She will not turn back, defeated, begging the Valar’s pardon.

“Do you know what grows on the shores of the southern isles? A trading-merchant might bring many strange specimens to our lands, like nothing I have ever seen. In recent days, I have tasted a ripe fruit with firm flesh that parted beneath my tongue in a burst of liquid sweetness. So moist, so yielding, its juices dripped down my chin like fragrant honey. Have you ever known such succulence?”

Fingon’s wife has arranged a special surprise for the Lord of Himring.

Or: everyone’s cool with a little ethical nonmonogamy until someone throws a temporary sex change into the arrangement. Lord Maedhros loves Fingon with all his heart, that is known. But how will he react to Fingwen?

There on the shores of the Lonely Isle we abode under the stars, and yet within sight of the radiance of the Blessed Realm.

Eärendil arrives in Valinor with a special delivery. But in this version, it’s not Eönwë who hails him…

Of course, she knew that in the Blessed Land, true harm was unlikely to come to him. The Valar watched over them all, and the lesser spirits were everywhere. It was a great hound of Oromë who had found him happily splashing in the creek, in fact. But anyone could drown in mere moments, even in Valinor. Her heart needed a break.

A story about Nerdanel, the total self-obliteration of motherhood, and what comes after.

Tuor and Elwing’s recreational sailing excursion goes terribly awry when a carnivorous siren casts her gaze upon their vessel. With her song, she enchants the mariners and boards with evil intent. She kills and eats their crewman, she demands Tuor’s hand in marriage, and for dessert, she plans to eat Elwing. A vile, terrible creature is she!
And then things take a turn for the worse.

A fill for the 2026 Rare Kink Buffet, a Bad Guys Made Them Do It story.

At the End, when Morgoth, cloaked in doom, came forth through the Door out of the Timeless Night and into the world, it was the Sun he sought before aught else. 
An eclipse, thought Elwing, on the wing with her flock. What else could bring nightfall at noon?

Elwing and Arien, together in a little boat on the wide seas at the end of the world.

Need an elfling-sitter? Save time! Call The Elfling-Sitters Club and reach seven six experienced sitters.

Fingon, President
Daeron, Vice-President
Pengolodh, Secretary
Finrod, Treasurer
Maglor, Alternate Officer
Salgant, Snack Officer

Daeron has an important question to ask Maglor. And no, it’s not “can I get some more art supplies for my Kid-Kit?”

A Baby-Sitters Club fusion story, set in the 1980s.